I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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