Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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