I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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