I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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