Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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