i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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