so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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