He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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