Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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