Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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