If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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