Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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