We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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