there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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