I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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