It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
