ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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