Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
