their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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