After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
should my penis look like a turkey
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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