? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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