I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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