drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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