So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
