We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have post one night stand depression
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