making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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