it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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