Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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