Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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