And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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