We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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