Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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