dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
