If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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