I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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