3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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