you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We had sex on a dog bed..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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