sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Never underestimate the power of titties
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