Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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