do herpes really smell.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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