ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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