All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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