Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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