Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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