you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will be naked everywhere
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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