I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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