You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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