i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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