ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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