I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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