have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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