Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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