So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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