its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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