sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You took a bar mat shot.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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