It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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